1. A fake Santa Claus who slips through your water pipes, then steals your tree and replaces it with a computer depicting homosexual pornography he downloaded off a torrent.
2. Dignified term for someone who can actually detect humor and sarcasm delivered over chat rooms and forums.
"I am already dead"
Deriving from Omae wa mou shindeiru, it is usually used unironically among friends. It is also a cry for help that will be laughed at as you circle into the depths of despair, leaving behind any sanity you possess.
Joseph: Are you ready for the two hour school assembly?
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!