Watashiwa 

Means “I am” in Japanese. Duolingo don’t say I didn’t learn today.

Watashiwa gotanygrapes? Desu

Watashiwa by Ya got any grapes? November 1, 2021

watashiwa 

1. A fake Santa Claus who slips through your water pipes, then steals your tree and replaces it with a computer depicting homosexual pornography he downloaded off a torrent.

2. Dignified term for someone who can actually detect humor and sarcasm delivered over chat rooms and forums.

See also Bing Crosby

You are SUCH a watashiwa, man. I love you.

watashiwa by SirH December 31, 2004

watashiwa 

What people call it when you shove your dirty penis in a mexican's dirty anus.

watashiwa by DarkFact July 9, 2003

watashiwa 

Man with small penis.

"Would you date that handsome young man Sharleen?"
"Nah, he's a watashiwa, he couldn't possibly satisfy me."

watashiwa by Non of your business! June 23, 2003

Watashiwa Kira Desu 

"I am Kira" Last thing you'll hear before you die.

Criminal: who are you?
Kira: Watashiwa kira desu...
Criminal: UGH *clutches heart, eyes wide open*
Kira: *grin*

Watashiwa Kira Desu by YianKutKu February 26, 2009

Watashiwa Leonardo Di Fabio 

someone who might have a skill issue on deepwoken and could be a mutt. (womp womp) (certified bum)

I'm going to wipe Watashiwa Leonardo Di Fabio on deep woken

Watashiwa Leonardo Di Fabio by Nalson H February 25, 2024

watashi wa mou shindeiru 

"I am already dead"
Deriving from Omae wa mou shindeiru, it is usually used unironically among friends. It is also a cry for help that will be laughed at as you circle into the depths of despair, leaving behind any sanity you possess.

Joseph: Are you ready for the two hour school assembly?

You: "Watashi wa mou shindeiru!!!"

watashi wa mou shindeiru by Prof. Layton March 17, 2018