Washu

A cute pink haired, green eyed, crab loving genius. She’s the smartest person in the universe. Very childish has the greatest sense of humor.

Also known as 'Little Washu'

Hey. look its Washu.

Washu by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Washu

Washu

I love washu

Washu by anonymous November 22, 2021

WashU

A school with a name recognition problem. Very well-regarded in the Midwest, not well-known on the coasts. You’ll get a great education here, although it has a reputation of being a “rich kid school”. Half pre-meds, very intense academics, D3 sports. However, students tend to get good jobs or go to even better grad schools. Even if you’re not from St. Louis (and most people are not), you can have a good time. A decent number of people stay in St. Louis after graduation. Beautiful campus and everyone’s friendly.

WashU is a rising star.

WashU by even odds 2 May 6, 2024

WashU’d 

Starting with WashU, in the 2021-2022 freshman applicant year, this is when a university’s predicted decision date is incorrect, leading students to continue waiting for their decisions. This usually increases students’ anxiety levels.

John: Did your UCSD decision come out today?
Ryan: Nah bro, I got WashU’d!

WashU’d by IBStressedOut March 15, 2021

Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.

"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"

Vancouver, Washington by Papa Zita March 9, 2020

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

As printed in the Washington Compost.

Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

Belly Wash

A nickname for a soft drink.

It is a commonly used by the now deceased Angry Grandpa, the protagonist of the popular youtube channel The Angry Grandpa Show. He would use this when he would order an Orange Hi-C

Angry Grandpa: I'm gonna get a big orange belly wash

Belly Wash by Ryzer2904 August 18, 2018