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wash your face 

To watch what you say, check yourself, show some respect
Bitch, betta wash your face lessin' you wanna get straight cut!
wash your face by Irresponsigirl! December 12, 2008
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wash your face 

derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored
'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"
wash your face by WalletSlut November 15, 2007

Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Stop being so dramatic and calm down. It’s not that serious!
Ronnie: My girl broke up wit me and i don't know what to do?!??!

L: Fool!!!!!!!!!!Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

washyourfaceitosis 

extremely bad facial acne
That guy's so greasy, he has washyourfaceitosis
washyourfaceitosis by foppymcfopfop December 28, 2010
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