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wash your face 

derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored
'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"
wash your face by WalletSlut November 15, 2007

Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Stop being so dramatic and calm down. It’s not that serious!
Ronnie: My girl broke up wit me and i don't know what to do?!??!

L: Fool!!!!!!!!!!Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

washyourfaceitosis 

That guy's so greasy, he has washyourfaceitosis
washyourfaceitosis by foppymcfopfop December 28, 2010
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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