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wash your face 

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derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored
'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"
wash your face by WalletSlut November 15, 2007
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Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Stop being so dramatic and calm down. It’s not that serious!
Ronnie: My girl broke up wit me and i don't know what to do?!??!

L: Fool!!!!!!!!!!Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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washyourfaceitosis 

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extremely bad facial acne
That guy's so greasy, he has washyourfaceitosis
washyourfaceitosis by foppymcfopfop December 28, 2010
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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girl grip 

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The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026
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