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A command used to remind one's young son (who has just begun bathing on his own) to wash his penis
Son: Dad, I'm going to take a bath.
Father: Don't forget to wash your bird.
by Sarahla July 26, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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