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1. a wabenzi is a member of the new african ruling class, usually a corrupt government official (or a family member of one) and so called because they usually drive an imported vehicle (like a mercedes benz). "wa" is people in some bantu langauges.
"eysh bra, did you check the new jeep cherokee sipho, the daughter of that wabenzi muzenda, is driving? it's a shame the rest of us are starving."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!