A dick riddled with genital warts and/or herpes, making finding a sexual partner a daunting task.
Meat Loaf is referring to his wartie sword in his song "I would do anything for love." Meat Loaf's monster remains on the leash despite advances from his bitch.
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.