warrior poet 

Coined at the end of the movie, "Braveheart", warrior poet describes the most bad ass of the bad asses. The most highly skilled fighters, competitors, warriors, swordsmen, spartans. No one can trump a warrior poet. Nobody trains like them. They do not know defeat and never will. Their heart, intelligence, and determination are unmatched. Their will to triumph, persevere, and over come are the thing of legend.

"In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland - starving and outnumbered - charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom." -William Wallace, Braveheart

Bow! I am a warrior poet! You are inferior! Bow! Nobody trains like us! BOW!! NOBODY!!!

Better quit talkin' that shit or I'm gonna have to go warrior poet on your jobber grayskull ass!!

warrior poet by Beastamus January 14, 2011

Team Warrior Poet 

Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.

The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.

See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.

Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."

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Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."

Team Warrior Poet by SYNM January 18, 2011

poet warrior 

from horton hears a who
1.)a bad ass poet
2.)one who is good at using words

hey man that was totally poet warrior material

poet warrior by aaaaaalisonnnnnn February 15, 2009