Warm Welcome

The act of hugging someone tight and then urinating in your pants.

Sarah has a thing for pee, so she asked me to give her a warm welcome.

by C for proof November 2, 2014

Warm welcome

A sexual act where during a 69 session, the male farts and then uses his leg to put his partner into a headlock forcing her/him to bask in the sulphuric glory that is his flatulence. This preferably happens under a blanket

I gave my wife a warm welcome last night, and now she wants a divorce.

by You bee itches May 8, 2019

Warm Welcome

A warm welcome is when you go to the master bathroom,turn off the water to the toilet,flush all the water out,take a dump,wipe your ass,then put the used paper between the pages of a magazine,or trashcan.turn the water back on,turn on the heater,and lock the door behind you.

Me and Jethro were at Flo's party the other night,she ran out of food and drink,so Jethro decided to leave her a Warm Welcome as a reminder to get it right next time!

by bigeasyone September 14, 2009

warm welcome

To unexpectedly leak in ones trousers

She gave me a very warm welcome

by Chevvers March 31, 2008

Warm welcome

A hot musty stench that is observed when a person farts in his/her pants before pulling them down to poop or have intercourse.

Jerry was given a warm welcome as he dropped his jeans to the floor to sit on the toilet.

by David Gent February 11, 2022

a warm welcome

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.

1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.

by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011

A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021