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Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey
Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018
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warkey • wankey • wakey • wakey wakey • wakey bakey • Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey • Wakey Wines • Warley • Warney • wackey
Wankey Blues
The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.
Wankey Blues by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey
A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018
Wackeyy
Wackeyy by Todd Howard’s forehead June 5, 2020
wakey
Wankey
1. N. A social email thread where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.
2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. V. To contribute to said email thread.
4. Adj. Wankey-related.
2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. V. To contribute to said email thread.
4. Adj. Wankey-related.
1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!
2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"
3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.
4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"
3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.
4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
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