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Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!
by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 11, 2008
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A wark is any bird with a long beak and neck. Common warks include ducks, swans, pelicans, herons, egrets and ibis.
by Morgan Martin-Skerm March 3, 2008
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