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a short, particularly stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.

ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.

synonym: battle toad

the difference between "war pig" "and battle toad" are that if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are putting emphasis on how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct). while, if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are emphasizing how short she is.
Jose Contreras: dude were you drunk last night when you hooked up with that war pig??
Bruce Lee: it was more desperation than drunkness... but ya i had a few too many beers.
war pig by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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Thinking you’re better than others because of what you wear, how you act, what you say, or what you own
Joe is a war pig because he’s bragging about his new car.
War Pig by Pyrozore November 25, 2021
A Stereotype of a player or players who uses a certain weapon/character/or item. The stereotype is not of the weapon itself but of the players who use it.

“War pigs” are at all skill levels however they will over estimate how good they actually are. This will often lead to them getting into situations that will lead to their death.

The term was coined and closely associated with the Team Fortress 2 YouTube’s Soundsmith.
That player who just tried to fight the entire enemy team alone is a war pig.
War Pig by Veo'ed September 15, 2019
unnatractive person(s), generally of the female variety, who wears way too much makeup (warpaint) and resemble, audially, visually and phsically a herd of porkers
1- look a tribe of war pigs at the bar
2- your girl is a war pig
War Pig by Libertine91 November 18, 2009
I got drunk and ended up getting it on with this war pig.
war pig by demander January 17, 2003
(noun) A female: usually the last chick at the bar, party or gathering. The last resort to have sex with. Mostly found with bad to ragged clothing, overweight, acne scars, body oder. But is most likely willing to perform sexual acts with no problem..

Also when drunk you can find the "war pig" acting like they are cool or part of the group...usually buys food for your whole crew.....she'll have no problem getting treated like shit on the regular.

War pigs are great for trying a new sexual move or position on...be care full thogh, they will act stalker-like if you spend too much time with them
i need a blowjob and a sandwich. I better call up that war pig i met the other night. im sure shell do the trick!
War Pig by R to the izzo B to the 40 September 30, 2009
A politican or a group of politicians who revel in the thought of causing a war just for fun.
war pig by Penguin4x4 April 6, 2003