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War Horse 

Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.
Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!

Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!
War Horse by TheWarHorse100 March 7, 2019
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War horse 

A War horse is a man who is extremely tall and built and muscular. There like a stalion but better there sex drive is unmatchable and there dick is huge and they fuck like kings and make sure you leave pleasured and are also really good guys who acctualy care
Yo! Look at Steven that kids a stalion.
Naw look at that Josh kid now that's a war horse I wanna ride
War horse by Big chappo October 24, 2018

war horse 

Typically bartenders married to the bar's owner and older divorced women, war horses are a special breed. They have years of experience under their belt and are always looking for more. You can recognize them by their cock-trodden faces. They still have a hot body but beware of surgery, c-sections, old boyfriend's name tattoos, and huge meat drapes
"Yo I think that war horse would definitely eat your asshole"
war horse by Mr. FF January 10, 2007

War Horse 

War Horse:
Is the act of blowing out a bathroom with the worst smelling dump you ever took and having someone walk in.
Dave was in the men's room taking a nasty smelling dump when his boss walked in and he proudly War Horsed him.
War Horse by Money V October 1, 2020

war horse 

Very bulky male. Not over weight just very muscular and tall. Walks with determination and pride. Their very presence demands respect. Looks very majestic when walking by.
Wow, did you just see that war horse go by?
war horse by AlwaysVillainous April 18, 2012

War horse poop 

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.
After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.
War horse poop by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021

Indian War Horse 

When you fist a girl on her period and then slap her ass with an open hand. Looks like the red handprint on a painted Indian war horse.
(Dude #1) Dude, I gave Jessica an Indian War Horse!
(Dude #2) Aw man, was it awesome?
(Dude #1) No, I passed out from the blood.

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