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want to fuck 

Wanting to have sex with someone
want to fuck by Zw123 March 12, 2014
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Want to fuck my ass!?

A very good ice breaker, shit stopper or when you feel like being random.
Buddha: want to fuck my ass!?
GINGER : WTF!!

ramdom chick: fuck yeah!

i want to fuck 

I am so horny right now I want to fuck you
i want to fuck by Fonzie99 May 17, 2021

I want to [fuck] her in the worst way 

Standing up in a hammock
Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

I want to [fuck] 

In modern vernacular the most direct way of saying you have the desire to copulate. If spoken aloud, there will be no doubt about your mindset, with any person that speaks english or several other languages. The thing that every guy want's to hear from his prom date. Other SYNONYMS would include; I want to sex you up, I want to get naked,I want to do the horizontal bop, I want to make it with you, I want to make sweet love to ya woman(chef), Or the following statement which involves the same act of human copulation, however may cause erectile disfunction(ED),and therefore virtually impossible to "fill the order"; I want to have your baby.
two old guys standing at the bus stop, an extremely hot young woman, wearing a very form fitting short knit skirt and low cut knit top,saunters by the "gentlemen":
OLD GUY #1: Oy vay! I want to fuck her.
OLD GUY #2: Out of what ?
I want to [fuck] by TERRYZZ February 17, 2009

do you want to fuck 

see emo
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular
door: knock knock
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!
do you want to fuck by kayla March 2, 2004

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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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