wank splash 

a siemen stain, or a derogatory term for a person deemed not even fit to be a wanker or a flying spunk bubble.

"Oi wank splash, you just spilt my pint!"

wank splash by jonny quango September 2, 2008

wanksplash 

stray ejaculate. normally found on carpets, curtains and other home furnishings. particulary harmful to eyes. can cause irritation and/or pregnancy.

missing your partner'(s) face with a load causing wanksplash stains on the pillow.

wanksplash by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007