Walmart Wifi
A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi
Walmart Wifi by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 27, 2016
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walmart wifi by melonmango May 5, 2016
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walmart wifi
Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.
walmart wifi by tAVROS nITRAM May 1, 2016
Walmartification
1. The action or process of walmartifying something.
2. The process of turning something into Walmart
3. In reference to the Walmart Effect where the presence or introduction of a large business like Walmart has a notable economic impact (especially in a negative sense) on the businesses in its area.
4. The result of Walmart's hegemonic efforts especially when Walmart undercuts local businesses; most notably, when Walmart is able to take on a loss until the local businesses go out of business.
2. The process of turning something into Walmart
3. In reference to the Walmart Effect where the presence or introduction of a large business like Walmart has a notable economic impact (especially in a negative sense) on the businesses in its area.
4. The result of Walmart's hegemonic efforts especially when Walmart undercuts local businesses; most notably, when Walmart is able to take on a loss until the local businesses go out of business.
The hipster was annoyed by the Walmartification of his formerly totally hip town; chockful of niche grocery stores. Now with the town's niche grocery stores supplanted by Walmart; making his town have a full-on bland grocery situation.
Walmartification by MurdochMaxwell October 21, 2020
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