wallpapering the kitchen 

n. Vulgar Slang

1. Colloquial slang for masturbation.

"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"

wallpapering the kitchen by Vutton February 27, 2004

wallpapering the kitchen 

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

wallpapering the kitchen by Olly February 27, 2004