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wangmasher 

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher
1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.
wangmasher by benmeade October 19, 2008

corny wallabasher 

A "Corny Wallabasher" is when you freeze human "feces, a turd, or piece of poo" and use it as a Dildo or Sex Toy.
Take the "Corny Wallabasher" out of the freezer and lets get sexual.
corny wallabasher by DanielHC November 25, 2007

wallmaster 

a denizen of dungeons in the legend of zelda series. if pwned by one of these creepy monstrosities, you will be sent to the beginning of the dungeon.
omg! thats the twelfth time that wallmaster got me! this sucks!!!
wallmaster by 3mo Pwny Association October 30, 2010

wallpusher 

really awesome striped Bass guitar. Light, ergonomic bass guitars that offer more options for the musician.
Wallpusher: made by musicians for musicians.
wallpusher by mizrecycle February 7, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026