walking the plank 

When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.

Sorry about the new rug,I had to walk the plank and I triped a little

walking the plank by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

Walking the Plank 

Walking the Plank - Verb: The act of snorting a line of cocaine off of the length of an erect penis.

Walking the Plank - Verb: After I snorted a line off her tits, the old lady decided to walk the plank, the tip of my dick got mad numb tho'

Walking the Plank by ritualkiller69 April 24, 2016

Walking the Plank 

A form of pirate dance. Often accompanied with rum.

1. Grasp your hands behind your back.

2. Step forward

3. With each step, thrust your "pirate treasure" forward.

Bonus points: Make pirate noises

In an effort to get some booty, he moved to the dance floor and started walking the plank.

Walking the Plank by Rum Cherry April 28, 2011

Walking The Plank 

What you do to someone who is planking, be it walking, stepping, jumping, or, spitting on them.

All verbal and physical things that can be considered walking the plank.

I'm Walking the plank

Walking The Plank by OliviaG July 11, 2011