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walking crab 

when you bang a girl in the crab position while infected with crabs and she has sex with somebody else thus infecting them the crab walk from one person to another
broski 1: "i heard she has crabs!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"
walking crab by stewy5 May 9, 2012
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Crab Walking 

when intercourse occurs so many times or is rough, 1 has to walk a certain way to avoid feeling friction burn.
On the tv show last night, that scene was so rough, they both were crab walking for a couple of days.
Crab Walking by mwallace2202 June 3, 2015

crab walking 

When the female gets into a crab position and walks back and forth into the males genitalia. The male can also place two fingers in her backdoor for added arousal.
Kevin: "I got our lass into crab walking the other day! It sent her bean wild."
crab walking by G-shot Muncher December 26, 2011

Crab walking 

Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house

Crab walking 

CS:GO fag awper crouch walking down the map with 100% accuracy hunting for a kill.
Dude this fag is just crab walking down highway. Fuck this game.
Crab walking by Trimped February 13, 2017

Crab walking 

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.
"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."
Crab walking by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026