walked off

when you have a boner in a bathtub that is above the water level and a fly lands on it. then you take the wings so it just walks around your weiner until you erupt.

ralph says, "hey, gerky, have you ever been walked off?"

(in creepy raspy southerm accent)

walked off by P. Shivers July 3, 2008

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Wanked Off For a Quid by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

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Wacked off

A slang for getting high in New Zealand.

"D'you wanna get wacked off"
"Let's get wacked off"
"I was so wacked off last night!"

Wacked off by malesex January 27, 2009

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wacked off

getting a handjob, being jerked off.

"man, some chick wacked off a guy right next to me, sick shit"

wacked off by tooms July 30, 2008

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Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

Waked Off by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

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wacked off

When you jerk off outside with a dew in hand.

Dude 1: Dude I wacked off this morning. GREAT time.
Dude 2: Sweet dude so did I!

wacked off by Dogizzle101 July 22, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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