walked off

when you have a boner in a bathtub that is above the water level and a fly lands on it. then you take the wings so it just walks around your weiner until you erupt.

ralph says, "hey, gerky, have you ever been walked off?"

(in creepy raspy southerm accent)

walked off by P. Shivers July 3, 2008

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Wanked Off For a Quid by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

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Wacked off

A slang for getting high in New Zealand.

"D'you wanna get wacked off"
"Let's get wacked off"
"I was so wacked off last night!"

Wacked off by malesex January 27, 2009

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wacked off

getting a handjob, being jerked off.

"man, some chick wacked off a guy right next to me, sick shit"

wacked off by tooms July 30, 2008

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Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

Waked Off by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

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wacked off

When you jerk off outside with a dew in hand.

Dude 1: Dude I wacked off this morning. GREAT time.
Dude 2: Sweet dude so did I!

wacked off by Dogizzle101 July 22, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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