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Wake and take 

A woman who enjoys sex in the morning
I had to miss church this morning because Emily loves to wake and take.
Wake and take by Chasmanian Devil February 12, 2010
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wake and take 

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.
cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut
wake and take by mothers penis April 1, 2020

wake and take 

waking up and listening to Taking Back Sunday first thing
this morning i decided to wake and take and then i put the definition in urban dictionary.
wake and take by weirdhat92 November 16, 2010

wake and take and bake 

to wake up, take a final exam, and get baked.
Yo we got that final exam tomorrow. Wanna wake and take and bake?

Wake it and take it 

The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.
I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.
Wake it and take it by Dee34673 April 28, 2021

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from--- 

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
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