Instead of, "Dude, your gay!"
Try, "Dude, your waint!"
Instead of, "Wow, the Sens suck, they're by far
the worst team in the NHL. They should move to somewhere like Hamilton or Minden where the fans aren't such
crappy people."
Try, "Wow, the Sens are waint, they're by far the most waint team in the NHL. The should move to somewhere like Hamilton or Minden where the fans aren't such waint people."
Or perhaps
your teacher assigns homework, you can retort with a resounding "WWAAIINNTT"