wagner highschool

a school where half of its sucidal the other half is horny and the school is full of wanna be’s who wanna be the next lil pump and smoke fake tanks in the lockers and then to top it all of the most popular kid in the school’s name has same first and last name

yo don’t fw her bro she go to Wagner highschool

wagner highschool by joey😭 August 18, 2019

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wagner high school

An old school in satan island where all of the girls are sluts and guys are sneaker heads. The normal outfit in the summer for the girls are boob tops and booty shorts, in the winter leggings so guys can see their asses and of course uggs. Guys give too many fucks about their shoes instead of girls. Touch someone an you will get suspended. But most of all, welcome to wagner high school (;

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Wagner high school

wagner high school by Superswagger November 18, 2013

Wagner high school

A high school with rats and dumb people that can’t tell left from right. And a bunch of lonely people that will get no where in life because the are dumb people but ok whatever.

Wagner high school is a bad school

Wagner high school by Wagnerhigh sucks September 21, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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