The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.
The best breakfast food in the entire world!!
It is also the subject of the best song in the world, "Do You Like Waffles?" by Parry Gripp.
Lyrics:
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.
Do do do do !
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Wa-Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.
1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a pleasant and very loving wake-up call.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.