waffle fist

a hand brace worn to heal drunken accidents. looks like a big plastic waffle. gives the user special powers of alcohol consumption.

wes cullinane has one after a drunken mistake, and has to wear it for the rest of his life cause he fucked up his habd again.

waffle fist by StiZOne April 10, 2003

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waffle fist

somebody who has checkered hands. they fist intimately with either gender

Mr. Metzger sure is a waffle fist.

waffle fist by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

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Wafflefit

A large (but brief) outburst of teenage angst based on the inability to fit in amongst ones peers. Often followed by being mouthy and many many minutes of QQing.

Rawflewaffle is throwing a wafflefit because Pyro just owned him at life.

Wafflefit by Entire Brood Guild May 7, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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