Wack Job

Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.

Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.

by Phoebe Beaver August 30, 2005

wack job

An idiot; a loser; another term for jerkoff.

That guy is such a wack job.

by Emby Quinn October 22, 2003

wack job

there r 2 contexts in which "wack job" can be used

1) as an insult, similar to "jerk off" or "wanker"
e.g - that guy is such a wack job

2) giving ones self sexual pleasure (masturbation), similar to wanking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job

e.g 1) - That guy is such a wack job

e.g 2) - I'm in the mood for a wack job

by day day July 24, 2004

Wack Job

to masturbate, or give pleasure to one's self. Mostly used to describe male masturbation (jack off) but can still be used for female pleasuring.

'Dude why is Riley taking so long?' 'he's giving himself a wack job'

by smartblondeawsomeperson;) February 2, 2010

Wack Job

When you have nothing to do so you beat the shit out of your niece.

I just gave niece a wack job. Everyone else at the make a wish foundation was confused.

by fuckedmysister March 22, 2019

wack-job

A really bad blow-job.

I got my girlfriend to go down on me, but I think she didn't know what she was doing because she gave me a wack-job!

by mandythewombat April 26, 2015

wackjobian

The type of person who lacks any skill in the usage of vocabulary and grammar. A wackjobian seems to believe that the government is watching him and is waiting for him to make a mistake. Most wackjobians are paranoid fucks, who find time in their day to hose down neighbors driveways, or .... stuff a turkey in a cooler, force themselves into your home and leave it in your living room for you to find as a surprise when you return home. A wackjobian also feels the need to inform you about what he's accomplished around the neighborhood without you even asking, not to mention, giving a fuck.

hey, there's that wackjobian again.... look what he's up to now! he painted your garage without you even asking!

by capaydr January 30, 2012