Voted for Obama

Someone who is an obvious simpleton or moron. Derived from blaming everything on the President.

You: Hey! That lady just cut me off and nearly took out that woman and her kid!
Me: She must have voted for Obama

You: Where is our waiter? It's been 20 minutes and he hasn't even gotten our drink order yet.
Me: He must have voted for Obama.

Voted for Obama by djshawman August 18, 2010

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Voted for Obama

The right (also the left) thing to do in 2008 and 2012. However, those who voted for McCain and Romney took part in the democratic process and they are also patriots.

"We need to improve the United States, we need to fix the healthcare system and help people instead of helping the rich elites. This is why I voted for Obama. Voting for Obama is the patriotic thing to do."

Voted for Obama by George's_Bush March 30, 2021

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I voted for Obama

The thing every white person says when trying to not be racist, but doesn't realize it just makes them seem more like one.

Black Guy: "You racist man"

White Guy: "I am not! I voted for Obama."

I voted for Obama by f3gf August 22, 2011

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Go vote for Obama

An insulting metaphor.

Meaning "Go fuck yourself."

"Ha Ha, your team sucks!!!"

Reply: "Oh, go vote for Obama."

Go vote for Obama by Surfgoth October 19, 2012

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cast a vote for obama

The act of taking a huge shit!

I'll be right with you, I have to go cast a vote for Obama.

cast a vote for obama by Leatherneck65 October 9, 2012

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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