Voted for Obama

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Someone who is an obvious simpleton or moron. Derived from blaming everything on the President.

You: Hey! That lady just cut me off and nearly took out that woman and her kid!
Me: She must have voted for Obama

You: Where is our waiter? It's been 20 minutes and he hasn't even gotten our drink order yet.
Me: He must have voted for Obama.

Voted for Obama by djshawman August 18, 2010

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Voted for Obama

The right (also the left) thing to do in 2008 and 2012. However, those who voted for McCain and Romney took part in the democratic process and they are also patriots.

"We need to improve the United States, we need to fix the healthcare system and help people instead of helping the rich elites. This is why I voted for Obama. Voting for Obama is the patriotic thing to do."

Voted for Obama by George's_Bush March 30, 2021

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I voted for Obama

The thing every white person says when trying to not be racist, but doesn't realize it just makes them seem more like one.

Black Guy: "You racist man"

White Guy: "I am not! I voted for Obama."

I voted for Obama by f3gf August 22, 2011

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Go vote for Obama

An insulting metaphor.

Meaning "Go fuck yourself."

"Ha Ha, your team sucks!!!"

Reply: "Oh, go vote for Obama."

Go vote for Obama by Surfgoth October 19, 2012

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cast a vote for obama

The act of taking a huge shit!

I'll be right with you, I have to go cast a vote for Obama.

cast a vote for obama by Leatherneck65 October 9, 2012

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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