When things are so hideous that a person's immediate and
involuntary reaction is to simultaneously vomit and cry with force.
The guy who used the toilet before me must have something decaying inside him, the smell made me want to vomcry.

I soon realised lunch with the in-laws was no place for a person with a hangover of this magnitude, it was only a matter of time before I vomcried.

He said (something totally cringe) and it made me want to vomcry in his face.
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