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Shwank Vombomb 

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The simultaneous act of shitting, wanking and vomiting. (Legend states that successful completion of this will result in instant teleportation to your home toilet)
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Dylan?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did a Shwank Vombomb!
Person 2: Thats awesome!
Shwank Vombomb by stickyshwanker June 24, 2025
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Shwank Vombomb • vom bomb • Vom Bombing • The Vom Bomb • vom-bom

Vom-Bomb 

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When a person or animal unexpectedly vomits out of the blue.
"My dog just walked into my room and unexpectedly let out a Vom-Bomb."
Vom-Bomb by Scarce Spideris April 1, 2017
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vom bomb 

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The highly acidic discharge that is ejected in the act of vomiting.
"I almost dropped a vom bomb the first time I ever smelled a woman's fart."
vom bomb by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
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The Vom Bomb

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When a person is about to take part in coitus, but instead the person follows through with projectile vomiting over both the bed and the partner, and afterwards passes out face down on the floor. Thus leaving the partner covered in vomit and unsatisfied.
"Oi Jack! I heard James pulled ' The Vom Bomb ' on a chick last night at Jamie's 18th!!
The Vom Bomb by Hazpot August 11, 2016
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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Oinking 

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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
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