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Shwank Vombomb 

The simultaneous act of shitting, wanking and vomiting. (Legend states that successful completion of this will result in instant teleportation to your home toilet)
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Dylan?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did a Shwank Vombomb!
Person 2: Thats awesome!
Related Words

Vom-Bomb 

When a person or animal unexpectedly vomits out of the blue.
"My dog just walked into my room and unexpectedly let out a Vom-Bomb."
Vom-Bomb by Scarce Spideris April 1, 2017

vom bomb 

The highly acidic discharge that is ejected in the act of vomiting.
"I almost dropped a vom bomb the first time I ever smelled a woman's fart."
vom bomb by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

The Vom Bomb

When a person is about to take part in coitus, but instead the person follows through with projectile vomiting over both the bed and the partner, and afterwards passes out face down on the floor. Thus leaving the partner covered in vomit and unsatisfied.
"Oi Jack! I heard James pulled ' The Vom Bomb ' on a chick last night at Jamie's 18th!!
The Vom Bomb by Hazpot August 11, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026