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Shwank Vombomb 

The simultaneous act of shitting, wanking and vomiting. (Legend states that successful completion of this will result in instant teleportation to your home toilet)
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Dylan?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did a Shwank Vombomb!
Person 2: Thats awesome!
Related Words

Vom-Bomb 

When a person or animal unexpectedly vomits out of the blue.
"My dog just walked into my room and unexpectedly let out a Vom-Bomb."
Vom-Bomb by Scarce Spideris April 1, 2017

vom bomb 

The highly acidic discharge that is ejected in the act of vomiting.
"I almost dropped a vom bomb the first time I ever smelled a woman's fart."
vom bomb by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

The Vom Bomb

When a person is about to take part in coitus, but instead the person follows through with projectile vomiting over both the bed and the partner, and afterwards passes out face down on the floor. Thus leaving the partner covered in vomit and unsatisfied.
"Oi Jack! I heard James pulled ' The Vom Bomb ' on a chick last night at Jamie's 18th!!
The Vom Bomb by Hazpot August 11, 2016