volumetrics 

1. noun; of, relating to, or involving the measurement of multiple volumes

ex: Volumetrics are an integral part of warehouse operations.

volumetrics by Mikal Abbott April 29, 2012

volumetric flask 

what us nerds call a "bong." (the thing you smoke cannabis indica out of)

yoo Im pretty sure Ned was using a volumetric flask this morning.

volumetric flask by Not-not harambe November 30, 2018

internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome 

Noun: Repeatedly ordering items online which are much smaller than you first thought.

"Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."

internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004