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Voltorb

Voltorb, this pokemon is a giant dick. Your pokemon with own it, but is has the move 'Self - Destruct' and can easily wipe out one of your pokemon.
Voltorb used self - destruct, Pickachu fainted!

Gamer : Mother Fucker!
by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009
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Voltorb Flip

A shitty ass new game on Pokemon instead of slots since slots were banned in the EU. For some reason the US version has it too.
Kid 1: Did you see the new casino game on Heartgold?
Kid 2: Voltorb flip? IT SUCKS!!!
by dinosaurnuggets March 21, 2010
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Conversation Voltorb

A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.

While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.

Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?

Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.

Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!

verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.

Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.

Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?

Dude 2: Because fuck you.
by Mister Poopybutthole July 4, 2016
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The Voltorb

A sex move in which the man uses a tazer on his balls just as he's about to nut, giving an electric orgasm to the recipient at a cost.
He did the voltorb to supercharge his nut.
by Pokeghoul November 9, 2022
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Voltorayne

With his identity being marked as classified, one can only say that the term, Voltorayne, a self created code name relating to numerous aspects of his own values, is tolerant of nonsense relating to criticism caused by jealousy and lack of knowledge or interest. He is a certified member of the delta elite recon forces and the founder/commander of the fore-operational control team (codenamed "973X-GWR-C.H.C.).
However, in cases of critical lack of time, he is nicked as "Volt", and often he will sign as Voltora. his name consist of the part "volt" becuase of his massive use and origin of elements containing electricity higher than 50,000 watts. He is respectful of the knowledge that we are only humans and that we are not perfect, but he can also get in a feud with absent minded inconsiderate and non-active peoples who insist in a nonverbal manner that he is wrong for his judgments, beliefs, and/or ways. He, for one, pities the fact of envy and crime. He lives in the fear of God and bases most deeds and actions on the way God would.

His German, French-Italian, Scottish, and European culture is portrayed by his light-guardian attire. He can answer questions one could have based on the aspects on abortion, suicide, bullying, criticism, and religion. He has answers. So does the bible. Go and learn by asking him at “Voltorayne@hotmail.com”, or by praying to God, the only creator of earth and our only king in existence. he also supports the ideas of the non-mental rlsh.
by chinati delta cruz November 17, 2010
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Voltorbing

Turning on a car and then hooking up your nipples to jumper cables and a womans clit, and then shocking yourself to cum. When you cum you take a giant electrical orb and you share it inside both of your asses. Climaxing again with the orb while saying "you don't have enough electricity to shock me"
Yo Becky want to start Voltorbing

That voltorbing was so intense when can we do it again
by Bleacher brah January 15, 2025
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Voltorbing

When you put gasoline and iron in a girls vagina and you put flint up your penis and you have sex and when her vagina blows up she screams VOLTORB.
Yeah me and my girl were voltorbing last night.
by niggy blacks December 2, 2025
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