volcano insurance 

a service or product you never use, but are constantly paying for

Cory said he's paying 90 bucks a month for cable and he never watches it. I wonder if he also has volcano insurance.

volcano insurance by lotus_six June 27, 2009

selling your neighbor volcano insurance 

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

selling your neighbor volcano insurance by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004