When a male species spins a bottle of alcohol beverage up In the air, so he can skull it back in one go to impress a wahine, in hopes she’ll be impressed and end up giving him some teke, that is called a vorteke

Hey wiremu give us a vorteke,

Chur girl I gotchu (does vorteke)
Mean woods is that us

(Wiremu & Rangi disappears to the back of the garage)

To be continued...

Vorteke by Salt and pepper shaker May 12, 2019

Related Words

vojtek • votekick • Vorteke • Vojtěch • vojekt • Vojtěch Drozd • Vojtěch Fusek • Vorteke King • Voteka • VoxTek

votekick

kicking someone from a MP game server by majority vote

After killing another 2 teammates he was votekicked.

votekick by dio July 21, 2003

Voytek

Voytek is a Polish name for a man who embodies the magnificence of life. He is strong, oddly attractive, and extremely intelligent. Voytek loves awesome things, including, but not limited to, rubix cubes, good beer, and Ikea. Sarcasm is a fantastic quality in this debonair chap. He has the uncanny ability to sweep a girl off her feet without even trying. His nerdy side is the origin of the weakness of knees in many members of the female sex. Voytek is the paragon of what females truly desire, body, mind, and soul. It's too bad there aren't many Voyteks out there in this small world.

I want me a Voytek.

Voytek by Hesstillgotit February 3, 2010

Vojtěch

Vojtěch (shortly - Vojta) is a given name of Slavic origin, used mostly in the Czech Republic and Slovakia, but can be found in different versions also in Germany, Poland, Serbia, Bulgaria, and Croatia. It is composed of two parts: voj – "troops"/"war(rior)" and těch – "consolator"/"rejoicing man". So, the name could be interpreted either as "consolator of troops" or "man rejoicing in a battle, warlike man". The name day is 23 April.

Person 1: 'Hello, what's your name?'
Person 2: ' My name's Vojtěch.'

Vojtěch by ChilimanTube September 4, 2021

Vorteke

An (island slang) alternate to the verb 'Vortex' where one spins a bottle of typically alcohol and skulls it.

Bro give us a vorteke
*proceeds to spin a Long White forming a vorteke and skulking it

Vorteke by Nieqq October 12, 2019

vojekt

Norwegian word meaning “to be green”. The word is derived from old Norse literature.

This is vojekt.

vojekt by Literature guru June 22, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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