vodka vag

The female version of whiskey dick: when a woman can't reach an orgasm because she's to drunk

Guy 1: did u hear what happen to Samantha after her drunken fiasco?
Guy 2: no what happen?
Guy 1: she was having sex with her boyfriend and he ass going to town on that ass but she couldn't come?
Guy 2: ah she must have had vodka vag!

by munkz1er November 1, 2013

Vodka Vag

Vodka Vag is the term given to a woman who has a dry pussy due to drinking too many dry vodka martini's.

I tried to get with that drunk chick last night, but she had a bad case of "Vodka Vag"!

by jspoke73 March 14, 2011

Vodka Vag

The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."

girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time

by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017