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Visaster
Visaster by MarkyDProductions November 28, 2012
VISTASTER
n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.
DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.
DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.
VISTASTER by Paulo from Oz May 27, 2008
Vistaster
VISTASTER. n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.
DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.
DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.
Vistaster by EDavidBurg May 27, 2008
vistaster
(vista-ster) n. a item or service that was supposed to be nice, but ended up as a complete hash. if something is worse than the thing it replaces, it is a total vistaster. named after vista, which is microsoft's newest os/virus. basically, microsoft set out to replace xp with something better, but ended up with something far worse. related to vistastrous, adj, and vistastrously, adv. the word was coined by fake steve jobs in 2008.
I heard windows seven will be a total vistaster.
Synonyms: zuneaster, livesearchaster
Antonyms: maccess, iphoness (derived from success)
Synonyms: zuneaster, livesearchaster
Antonyms: maccess, iphoness (derived from success)
vistaster by john tuttle May 28, 2008
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