Virtual Signalling

You mis-spelled virtue signalling. Don't worry - no need to feel embarrassed. About your bad spelling, I mean.

Your toxic worldview? That's another matter.

ERHMAHGERD WOT A BUNCH OF VIRTUAL SIGNALLING SNOWFLAAEKS!!?!*!! YOU CANT EVIN SAY NUGGER ANYMORE WITHOUT BEEING CALLED A RACEIST!!!

Virtual Signalling by librulcuck December 20, 2018

Virtual Signalling

A term for the expression of being a tech nerd or crypto bros with the intent of communicating superiority or membership to an exclusive club.

Q: Jack doesn't even own a Bored Ape NFT, so why is he wearing a Bored Ape hoodie?

A: He's clearly virtual signalling, just like that time he changed his pronouns to curly brackets.

Virtual Signalling by badlearner March 2, 2022

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Virtual Signalling

A virtual world created by racists in which any criticism of their world can't possibly be because they are wrong, but because their critic is "virtue-signalling".

A cosy world that filters out all real world racism and replaces it with stunning graphics portraying realistic snowflakes and liberal elites.

Wow! These virtual signalling glasses are amazing! The graphics are so realistic. You could really believe that you are surrounded by virtue-signalling liberal snowflakes!

Virtual Signalling by librulcuck December 20, 2018

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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