Stephen: God, I'm so hungry.
Brett: Why don't you go get something to eat?
Stephen: I can't; I'm a virgitarian. I can only eat virgins, so it's really hard to find a good meal that I can stand to eat, but when I find a good one, man, that's the juciest thing you'll ever eat.
Brett: Why don't you go get something to eat?
Stephen: I can't; I'm a virgitarian. I can only eat virgins, so it's really hard to find a good meal that I can stand to eat, but when I find a good one, man, that's the juciest thing you'll ever eat.
by Stephen Church June 22, 2006

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by sirius8189 May 19, 2009

Hoe: You want to suck my pussy?
noBro: Uh, I can't...
Hoe: Why?
noBro: Because I'm..... A VIRGITARIAN.
Hoe: *Passes out*
noBro: Uh, I can't...
Hoe: Why?
noBro: Because I'm..... A VIRGITARIAN.
Hoe: *Passes out*
by George Washingmachine January 10, 2012

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