Viking King

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A sexual position in which one partner takes the other from behind, and makes hand motion as though rowing a viking ship. The other partner is lying down with their chest up like the mighty prow of a ship, and puts their hands on either side of their head, pointer fingers up to symbolize viking horns. Done in celebration of Norse heritage.

Person 1: So...what do you want to do tonight baby?
Person 2: VIKING KING!!! *horns*
*humping ensues*

Viking King by odin_the_destroyer December 14, 2010

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Viking King

Horrible-Smelling, Long-haired, guy, who expresses his allegience to the homosexual cause by wearing a plastic viking hat at RIT

Dude, did you see that fag the Viking King playing Warhammer with TFF again, god damn, what is with that hat?

Viking King by Erebus September 19, 2003

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Viking King • Vikinging • viking funeral • viking metal • Viking Chieftain • viking ship • viking style • Viking Burial • Viking Helmet • Viking Brother

Vikinging

Verb (used with object), Vikinged.

When people from Viking countries interfere with another country's shit whether they want it or not, and then brag about it afterwards.

Word origin: Some Norwegian Editorial team made it up.

'Bjørn, have you been vikinging again? Its just, i can't help but notice that you invited yourself round last night, whilst I was out, and impregnated my wife.'

'Yes Magnus, thats correct. I noticed you've been trying for a few months without success and thought I'd just get it done. She came 8 times, its a boy, you're welcome.'

Vikinging by Biff82 September 19, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026