One who eats essentially any food available. The food does not have to be
vegetable or
meat. Whatever is conveniently located within arms reach, that is
edible, is fair game for a versatarian.
John: I had the chance of going out and getting some pizza, but I ate a week old chicken and
rice container instead because it was
right in front of me.
Nick: Damn dude, you're a fuckin' versatarian. You'll eat anything as
long as it's conveniently located in front of your mouth.
John: CASH THAT STATEMENT.