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Verbal Porn 

The action of telling in-depth pornographic imagery to someone else.
I just told my friend Will some verbal porn about a lesbian orgy.
Verbal Porn by SlyFire36 July 10, 2010
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verbal porn 

pornographic imagery that is conjured in the mind by words.

brooke's round, well oiled breasts seemed to bounce in slow motion. she was getting it in the ass, and oh, how she loved it. she was an animal for a cock. her face was fixed in a permanent look of pleasure, as screams and moans escaped her mouth. the man behind her was slamming into her roughly, just how she liked it. he held her waist steady as he pounded into her, back and forth. brooke's breasts jiggled seductively as her entire body trembled with pleasure. her lover grabbed a fistful of her hair like a horse's reign and pulled it back. brooke let out a moan louder than a lion and orgasmed. her lover blew his load into her, grunting savagely. cum dripped out brooke's pretty asshole and onto the bed. she wiped a finger around her butthole and licked it clean of cum and got ready for round two.
girl: wow, urban dictionary really is the shakespeare of verbal porn. i'm horny just READING this!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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