Somebody who doesn't know how to shut up. They love the sound of their own voices and continue to drone on and on repeating the same ponits over and over again in different ways before they wrap up what they're saying. People with verbal diarrhea can take a simple yes or no answer and make it last for several minutes.
Prime examples of those who suffer from the disorder are politicians and managers.
Prime examples of those who suffer from the disorder are politicians and managers.
"Do you plan to increase the price of eggs?" (Simple yes or no response required)
"Well taking into account the inflation rate and current market trends we can make several assumptions, first and foremost the costs to farmers have increased over the years due to increase in the price of chicken feed taxes and the like. These prices increases at the bottom end of the chain will no doubt be reflected further up the chain but we are doing all we can to keep the price static."
"Could you give us an answer without the verbal diarrhea?"
"Well taking into account the inflation rate and current market trends we can make several assumptions, first and foremost the costs to farmers have increased over the years due to increase in the price of chicken feed taxes and the like. These prices increases at the bottom end of the chain will no doubt be reflected further up the chain but we are doing all we can to keep the price static."
"Could you give us an answer without the verbal diarrhea?"
by wowfood July 11, 2013
a person that speaks their mind without any filter; consequences could be profoundly funny or insulting to the person listening
by hemocoel February 02, 2009
A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.
Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."
"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>
<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>
<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
by The Ugly One January 07, 2004
The frequent and excessive auditable discharge of the mouth producing abnormally thin and diluted substance.
Usually the symptom of ignorance or lack of relevant input.
Usually the symptom of ignorance or lack of relevant input.
by ecarlcrap October 28, 2009
by C. Hanley February 26, 2009
the product that results when everything that issues from a person's mouth is a flood of wet runny shit.
I was looking in a magazine and there was an article of "things you can get for your loved ones this Christmas". There were the latest audio-books, movies, recorded speeches anthologies and then there was the recorded "works" of every Rush Limbaugh radio session to date. The writer referred to that as "verbal diarrhea". Honest!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 24, 2009
when someone is just talking so much shit it's like it spews form their mouth in a disgusting and uncontrollable way.
by mary December 02, 2004