venusauring 

Verb

The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.

You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.

venusauring by memorysaurus March 5, 2014

Venusaur 

1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.

"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."

Venusaur by Boberto111 January 28, 2018

Ace Ventura'd 

When a box is delivered and is severely dented and falling apart, referring to the beginning of the movie Ace Ventura.

Hey man, did you your package come today?

Yeah, but it had been Ace Ventura'd.

Ace Ventura'd by redspider October 12, 2010

Venera 

A grazy girl that don't give a fuck! she hates fake people. she loves love. all she wants is for everything to be normal, no hatred. she's one to never think twice, she does what's on her mind and never regrets.

love no hate realness venera

Venera by thatwildthing October 13, 2011

venerate 

to regard with respect.

i venerate silver ravenwolf

venerate by vegihumor333 August 21, 2003

venerated 

something that everyone mutually agrees to not fuck with because man they respect the absolute shit out of it

The opposite of venerated would be a fucktard.

venerated by urbofun17 May 30, 2017

Las Venturas Elvis 

In the city of Las Venturas (based on Las Vegas) from the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, three guys can be seen walking the streets dressed in Elvis Presley style Vegas jumpsuits. One in a white jumpsuit, another in a blue jump suit and the other Elvis wears a green jumpsuit. Can be heard making amusing comments.

White suit Elvis: "Dont you know I'm the King?"

Blue suit Elvis: "Do ya ever feel like you're not yourself?"

White suit Elvis: "You make yourself look foolish!"

Las Venturas Elvis by Dont you know I'm the King? August 1, 2005