1. In the terms of a 'Velociraptor' where you are the extreme of douches.
2. In the terms of Velocity where as you are the quickest person to reach douche status.
Origin: http://www.spoonmanfanclub.co.cc/index.php/atfs Spoonman after the forkingshow podcasts where only listen if you have a sense of humor.
1. "Man that dude is a total velocidouche"
2. "Whoa, did you justsee that velocidouche"
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.