velocadouche

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A velocadouche is essentially just a bigger version of a douche

"Nah Dez is no douche ... he is a velocadouche"

velocadouche by Yannbo February 2, 2010

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velocidouche

1. In the terms of a 'Velociraptor' where you are the extreme of douches.
2. In the terms of Velocity where as you are the quickest person to reach douche status.
Origin: http://www.spoonmanfanclub.co.cc/index.php/atfs Spoonman after the forking show podcasts where only listen if you have a sense of humor.

1. "Man that dude is a total velocidouche"
2. "Whoa, did you just see that velocidouche"

velocidouche by EvilPasta January 27, 2009

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velocadouche • Velocedouche • velocidouche • velocodouche

Velocedouche

An insult derived from the italian word 'veloce' meaning fast and douche.

velocedouche is a very cool word coined by myself

Velocedouche by craigieburn April 30, 2009

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velocodouche

A payout

Dude, that guy's a velocodouche

velocodouche by Ninja is so cool October 23, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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