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velcro baby

A baby that is attached to their mother at all times, as if by Velcro. Often results in insanity for the mother. The only treatment is wine and bedtime.

I didn't get to yoga AND I'm hungover...all because of my little velcro baby.

by Wordsmeanmore June 27, 2014

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