Vugular, the word to use when you want to confuse and miss direct people away from the bullshit in your everyday sentences by confusing them with this seemingly made up or missed pronounced word.
Like the word fuck, it can be conjuncted in anyway. However, vugulars main use is to describe any action of misfortune or harm that has become of someone but they do not wish to admit to it.
1. Do you only know how to be vugular?
2. You’re so vugular, it’s disgusting!
3. If your not careful with that drink David, John will get you right in the vagular.
4. Jerry get your head out of the toilet, can you not be vugular for ones?
5. Did you see Sarah do that face plant? What a vugular move.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"