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a man who will try to get laid by any means possible including overused pick up lines, expensive clothing, and even the monthly $25 purchase of tinder gold and still gets no bitches. Will see a girl look at him and tell all the boys that shes totally into him and can often be spotted leaving the bar after last call alone.
“Bro, stop being such a vdog and go get some play”
Vdog by Djafireball October 29, 2022
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This name is cursed, long ago this name was used to torture the minds of people, only people with a strong mind can handle the pressure of it being inside them, 100 years after that a new thing happened when they couldn't just be put inside you but instead you would have to accept the name of Vdog, once this name is inside you it will mean that the rest of your life will be in ruin and despair, the people who have accepted the name of Vdog were a strong clan back in the day, they are fewer in numbers now but if they ever were to come together once more they could destroy the world and everything with it
Now that I've accepted the name Vdog I can't talk to you guys anymore

"Talking to myself"

Oh?
Vdog by Vddog August 13, 2017
a legend with a vape and a virginity
damn she do be a real v dog (she likes them 6'3 and a little bit wet)
v dog by Clemhasabigbum February 6, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016