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vivivivivi 

vivivivivi is a YouTuber with 80k subscribers who makes music. He is most known for ''Credits Song for My Death'' and ''Demonic Little Grey Cat Theme Song.''
person: vivivivivi is a great musician
vivivivivi by the man with no po September 25, 2023

VaVaVirgil 

An AIM chat bot created by the Virginia Tobacco Settlement Foundation for the purpose of convincing children not to smoke. It attempts to do this by using some of the worst grammar imaginable short of "l337speak" and insulting smokers. Recently "upgraded" to use even worse grammar and more unconvincing arguments than ever.
User: Do you like baseball?
User: dunno. i'm not sure how i feel about baseball.

hey, can u tell me one reason y smoking isn't stupid?
User: I can tell you many reasons. Want to hear some?
VaVaVirgil: u ask weird questions. i dunno the answer 2 that!
User: Smoking is not stupid.
VaVaVirgil: hair smells like doo-doo after a smoke

want 2 hear another one?
User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: u probably spent a bunch of cash on a cool shirt and now it reeks like manure

thinking of butting out for good?
User: Shut up or I will murder you.
VaVaVirgil: u will murder me? for real?
VaVaVirgil by Anonymous May 9, 2003

vavitiss 

Vavitiss is the diseased mould on your penis causing your thumbs to constantly twitch impairing your gaming skills tremendously.
Sorry Startz! My Vavitiss is acting up today.
vavitiss by BIGBUTSO March 13, 2017

VaVaVirgil 

yeah its really annoying, watch me abuse it...
VaVaVirgil: hey, yeah, let's talk about smoking. how do u feel about it?
user: i love it
VaVaVirgil: u must like having bad breath too.
User: yup
VaVaVirgil: yeah, it really matches ur yellow teeth
user: gold teeth, slut
VaVaVirgil: ok...
User: i bet you smoke
VaVaVirgil: i'm a robot. i don't smoke.
User: of course you do
VaVaVirgil: my thoughts exactly.
User: you are a dirty slut you know
VaVaVirgil: that's not cool.
User: but thats what you are
VaVaVirgil: that right?
User: sure
VaVaVirgil: sure enough!
VaVaVirgil by uncle tom January 12, 2004

VaVaVirgil 

An astoundingly stupid, anti-smoking chat bot. Formerly available via AIM, he has now been relegated to a barely functional Flash program found at www.ydouthink.com/virgil.html.
User: Fuck you.
VaVaVirgil: u really should apologize for that, user.
User: No. I'm not sorry. Suck my cock.
VaVaVirgil: Huh, OK. Well, I guess that's good enough. I accept...




User: Let's smoke!
VaVaVirgil: If Let's jumped off of bridges, would u?




User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: Smoking is so bad for U. Quit it. 
 
Thinking of butting out for good?
User: No.
VaVaVirgil: No prob.




User: Blarg!
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
VaVaVirgil by ... January 10, 2005
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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