An astoundingly stupid, anti-smoking chat
bot. Formerly available via AIM, he has now been relegated to a barely functional
Flash program found at www.ydouthink.com/
virgil.html.
User: Fuck you.
VaVaVirgil: u really should apologize for that, user.
User: No. I'm not sorry. Suck my cock.
VaVaVirgil: Huh, OK. Well, I guess that's good enough. I accept...
User: Let'
s smoke!
VaVaVirgil: If Let's jumped off of bridges, would u?
User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: Smoking is so bad for U. Quit it.
Thinking of butting out for good?
User: No.
VaVaVirgil: No prob.
User:
Blarg!
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say
blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say
blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say
blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.