varmoot

Roadkill that has been hit so many times you can't tell what it was.

Damn, Did you see that?
That varmoot was just a red spot.

varmoot by Mr. Dotcom. August 11, 2005

vargoot 

A terrible word for Vagina, commonly uttered by heavily-sodomised French fucks.

Henri's breath smells like a vargoot. I think it's all the camembert he's been eating!

Portet, that fucking vargoot is coming, let's woosh him with duck butter!

vargoot by Henri Portet February 14, 2012