van l

Van L is a slang word for coffee savvy people to use in replacement for Vanilla Latte.

Coffee Drinker: Can i please have a 'Van L' with almond milk.
3 minutes later..
Coffee Barista: A 'Van L' for Grace!

van l by SenorThickiVicki April 30, 2019

Carl van Loon 

Wealthy movie star, the dutch version (carlo van laanen) is not so wealthy and movie star like.

Look at that douche, he looks like a dutch Carl van Loon.

Carl van Loon by Michigan smitsers November 13, 2011

Bart van Leusden 

The act of taking a shit on top of another person's shit

Oh man, I just took a wicked Bart van Leusden on top of Tommie's chocolate hostage

Bart van Leusden by Anus von Sugartits July 24, 2016

Troy Van Leeuwen 

The current multi-instrumentalist of Queens of the Stone Age, Troy Van Leeuwen is a badass musician and has also played with bands such as A Perfect Circle, Sweethead, Enemy, Failure, and more. Troy is known to favor semi-hollow guitars and has his own signature Yamaha (Yamaha SA503 TVL).

Troy is also known among fans for his kickass style, almost always wearing finely tailored suits and looking downright classy. In the words of former QOTSA drummer and Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl: "Chicks dig it, man."

Jeez, Troy Van Leeuwen is an awesome guitarist. He might even be as good as Josh Homme!

I love how all of the guys are in t-shirts and Troy STILL wears a suit. He's unbelievably sexy.

Troy Van Leeuwen by camizzled August 14, 2010

Van Lente Rape 

Van Lente Rape refers to when a character in fiction is raped. Said rape is later retconned to either not haviing been rape, or said rape being consensual. Gets it name when writer Fred Van Lent wrote a rape scene into The Amazing Spider-Man #605, and then due to backlash came out and said there was no rape, just some kissing on the kitchen floor.

Michelle Gonzales wasn't rape raped by the Chameleon, she was Van Lente raped by the Chameleon.

Van Lente Rape by PsychoSamurai May 14, 2010

van leeuwen

A non-human woman, from around 500 years old. Hates everybody who ever talks to her. She does everything in her life for the sake of Canada. She has enough body fat to feed 100 hungry children. She lives in a classroom.

That teacher isn't nice, it's a typical van leeuwen!

van leeuwen by RonJansNiet April 23, 2020

van life

The continuous and everlasting voyage of living in a van, either traveling, down by a river, or partying at every bonfire you can find. Off-roading is key and animals living in the van only adds to the overall van life.
Goals include having a convoy of vanlifers.

I didn't choose the van life, the van life chose me.

Van life! (hops in van) (dog hops in van)
It's kinda cheesy over here, wanna vanlife it?

van life by SlackieYEP July 14, 2014