The doonie van, is whenever you have to get to doonie land. So the only way to get there is the doonie van. Otherwise known as game or rizz.
Jake: hey girl, are you a star because your shiny
Jessica: omg thats so sweet
(Tyrone and jamal listen to the conversation)
Tyrone: ey jamal, this man definitely not going to the doonie van on the way to doonie land
Jamal: word bro, word
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).