The doonie van, is whenever you have to get to doonie land. So the only way to get there is the doonie van. Otherwise known as game or rizz.
Jake: hey girl, are you a star because your shiny
Jessica: omg thats so sweet
(Tyrone and jamal listen to the conversation)
Tyrone: ey jamal, this man definitely not going to the doonie van on the way to doonie land
Jamal: word bro, word
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.